Elu naljakam pool - nalju raha ja majanduse teemal
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Tõsisemate rahateemade keskel oleks hää ka elu naljakamat poolt näidata. Loodetavasti jagub teil ka tõsielulisi ja netist leitud nalju - jagage neid teistega ! Ise sain teemale algmõtte tänasest Postimehest nalju lugedes, lisan ka sealt leitud nalja:
Ema küsib pojalt: «Eile oli siin laual 10-kroonine rahapaber, aga nüüd seda enam siin ei ole. Mida see tähendama peaks?»
«Arvatavasti inflatsiooni...» -
Tore idee,
Tuleb meelde selline reaalelust v6etud juhtum, kui HP pakkus oma v6tmeklientidele
valmis arvelduskrediiti, v6tsingi 25K EEK.
Investeerisin ja nadalaga suutsin 2 * 25K teha.
VERT oli selle aktsia nimeks. :-) -
Selle jaoks on juba thread Jahe! Coca-cola diil paavstiga
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Nädalaga raha kahekordistamist investeerimiseks nimetada on ka hea nali :) Selle kohta käib mõni muu sõna.
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Ameeriklane mõtles...
...ja eestlane ei arvanud asjast midagi...
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Kah nali ....kui mingi pika possi võtan siis see langeb....kui võtan lühikese siis see tõuseb...ja nii on alati ....kui mingit possi hoian kauem ja midagi ei juhtu....siis juhtub kindlasti kohe peale selle possi müümist....kõike mida puudutan muutub negatiivseks....ja alguse sai see siis kui sain teada,et mul on nimekaim... temal läheb vastupidiselt minule....müstika
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to: adz
Nii et MCHM ei ole mõtet ka 10 meetrise ridvaga puutuda?
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* Karjääri kiirus võrdub allatõugatud töökaaslaste arvu ja punutud intriigide korrutisega.
* Aktiivtakistus on armukese elamises horisontaalselt lebav karvane ja norskav olend. Arvuliselt 34.
* Homogeense magnetvälja tugevus võrdub heterote ja nende poolt välja tõrjutud transseksuaalide jagatisega.
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to: suffiks
No MCHM on eririda...
See on eraldi peatükk! -
to: suffiks
MCHM peaks sahinate järgi täna hamba graafikusse tegema..eks kae... -
Habemega, aga rahateemal :-)
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the
city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in
his expensive office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our
research shows that even though your annual income is over a million
dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to
your community through the United Way?"
The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also
show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge
medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."
"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veter and, is blind and
confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six
children."
The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off
again.
"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a
dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three
children?"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm sorry, I had no
idea."
And the lawyer says, "So... if I don't give money to them, what makes you
think I would ever give any to you!"
